David Does Division Direly
Poor David Beckham.
He’s stuck with that slapper tart from the Spice Girls, gets mobbed wherever he goes, gets blamed whenever England loses an international, then gets a hard time about his kid’s maths homework.
Plenty of parents struggle with their kids homework. Calculus, foreign languages, accounting – all of this can be tough.
So we shouldn’t really extract the urine with respect to Mr Posh – especially as it is different from when he was at school:
“I think it was maths, actually. It’s done totally differently to what I was teached (sic) when I was at school, and you know, I was like, ‘Oh my God, I can’t do this’.”
The fact that Mr Posh’s son is only six is irrelevant – it’s the principle at stake (or the principal having a steak for those linguistically challenged).
How about David Tua helping out with spelling lessons?
Any rugby league playing helping out with foreign languages … “Le chat est sur la table, mate”.
Or the Bulldogs after a preseason trip … “La table est sur le chat, mate.”
Troy Flavell helping with co-operative problem resolution.
Shane Warne giving advice on sex education?
Mick Watson wouldn’t be asked to help out with maths homework. In fact, you’d expect he’d be suspended for cheating in the exam.
