NZRFU unveils plan for 2011 World Cup
The NZRFU has today unveiled its plan to win the World Cup here in New Zealand in 2011.
Following the outstanding success of the rotational policy and the commitment to ensuring players don’t burn out before the 2011 event, the following initiatives have been announced:
1. All current All Blacks who won’t have had the crap knocked out of them by 2011 will be rested immediately for all games (except social soccer games) until some time in 2010.
2. A number of players who are likely to be in the team in 2011 will be selected from various primary school teams and rotated – the selectors are confident that the experiment with Toeava shows that they can put anyone in the backline and still win. The fact that some of the players will be only 11 or 12 is a positive, says Teacher Ted, as it means the Boks won’t be able to reach low enough to knock the head off key AB players
3. The NZRFU has communicated this decision to News Corp (our understanding is that the email involved the words “yourselves”,”go”, and “f@#k”.
