Car

It’s only appropriate that I should finally flog something from the Onion – this site isn’t a shadow of the Onion but it did provide some initial inspiration.
For any petrolheads out there, here’s a nice take on putting the horses out to the stud:
Jimmie Johnson’s Car Put Out To Stud

Gabba Blabber

Apparently, Ian O’Brien was subjected to name calling and insults at the Gabba.
The way the team batted, you’d have to wonder if the abuse was actually coming from the NZ selecters.

That Was My Mistake …

You’ve got to laugh at the Aussies – they lose a match and everyone else is to blame.
So the ref made mistakes?
The key ones would appear to be:

the Benji Marshall stripping call (play on) that lead to Ropati’s try
the penalty when Hohaia was pushed over the goal line
the penalty try

The first one is not an [...]

Kiwis Climb Their Everest

It seemed somehow appropriate that the Kiwis winning the RL World Cup is associated with the conquest of Everest.
Hillary knocked his bastard off without spitting distance of the first RL World Cup.  However, the Kiwis have never looked close to getting to the top, even if they have featured in two previous finals.
I’d love to [...]

Climate Change Reverse in Hell

I feel sorry for anyone who Googles for Climate Change as stumbles across this post.
Actually, I feel sorry for anyone who googles anything and stumbles across this blog but I wish both my readers over the past 2 years no harm.
Stephen Jones is a Welshman who is unashamedly English.  Go figure.
He knows his job as [...]

Goooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllll!!!!!!!!!!!

Sadly, my one reader, some Irish ijit, is unlikely to come back.
Actually, I don’t know if he will or not but that’s the joy of being NZ’s fourth rated neo-liberal, organic sports blog.
I have been remiss the last week or so (actually, I’ve got a lot of excuses but none of them even interests me [...]

Irish Eyes Aren't Smiling

So much for the Irish being a friendly bunch (forgetting of course your friendly IRL-types – and their opponents – who would happily bomb the living crap out of you).
An Irish jouno has given the AB’s a veritable one-fingered salute on their arrival in Ireland.
All Blacks ‘aura’ can’t mask their own failings
OK, the AB’s record [...]

Aussies lose to India

How sad, never mind

Touch, pause, engage, … turn off

Out of habit, I got up to watch the haka live.
It was a bit of an effort given that the election wrap up had finished about 1 am. Mind you, there was more mystery about the election result than there was about whether the Scots could finally – ever – beat the AB’s.
The helicopter [...]

Phoenix Rising

I spend a lot of time in the car so i get to listen to a lot of Radio Sport.
It also means I normally get to listen to a lot of dickheads.  Some even phone in.
When it comes to the Phoenix, the dickheads have come out in full force.
Originally it was Telfer who poo-poohed the [...]