Vettori Tops the World But We're Still Crap
Confirmation today that Dan is the man when it comes to one day cricket.
Just a pity that one player a team does not make. You might have to rearrange some of the last sentence to make sense but you get my point.
Seeing we are definitely NOT the number one team, it makes you wonder what other potential number ones (no toilet jokes please) we have.
Number one for injuries, broken fingers, and unmet expectations – Jacob Oram.
Number one for not building on starts – Brendon McCullum.
Number one – tatoos on a cricketer – Brendon McCullum.
Number one for breaking toilet doors (clearly helpful if in a hurry to do number ones and indeed number twos) – Jesse Ryder.
Number one for being a decent bloke playing international cricket with a girl’s name – Jesse Ryder.
Number one Black Cap player you’ve never heard of – Martin Guptill.
The number one fans – anyone who has to suffer through the ups and downs of supporting the Black Craps. Pommy supporters come a close second but then they are used to it. And they sing better songs. If our team is crap we just don’t go and watch them and we certainly don’t sing songs either.
Number one umpire you want we you are fielding – Asoka De Silva.
Number one umpire you DEFINITELY don’t want when batting – Asoka De Silva.
Number one team we love to see lose – Australia. (NB South Africa is an acceptable answer EXCEPT when playing Australia)
At least we are number one at some things!
