Wobblies Losing Their Wheels
Poor old Wobblies.
Losing to Scotland is like, ahh, like … Australia losing to Scotland.
It’s bad. Really bad. Michael Jackson Bad but like when he was good not tragically bad. Not that I ever thought he was good but you know what I mean.
Our Robbie is getting some helpful advice from Eddie Jones:
“I think Robbie is going to have to change his ways a little bit and rethink the way the attack functions.”
Gee, thanks Eddie. Yep, the Wobblies might have to change a few things.
Like kicking goals.
Scoring tries.
Learning to pass without trying to be a quarterback for the Giants or the Vikings.
Just a few little things like that.
More helpful advice from Greg Pearse:
Former Test backrower Gary Pearse got straight to the point with his observations of the game.
“Scotland have got nothing. And how dumb were we, we kept running into people and not into gaps,” Pearse said.
Don’t worry, Robbie. The natives aren’t all that restless.
The Wallabies are atrocious ever since Deanes took over they have done nothing if it was any other coach he would have been given his marching orders long ago, why is he still there??????
Or may be not. Next comment will be better.
DOES NO ONE REALLY GET THE MESSAGE HERE !!!!, THE COACH HAS TO GO AND NOW OR EMBARRASSMENTS LIKE THIS ARE GOING TO BE FREQUENT. THIS COACH IS NOT UP TO THE JOB AND YOU CAN TELL NO ONE IN THE TEAM IS PUMPED UP BEFORE EACH MATCH. NOW GET AN AUSSIE TO COACH US AND I SUGGEST MARK ELLA OR ROD McQUEEN, PLEASE MAKE IT QUICK OR THERE WILL BE NO ONE LEFT WATCHING THE SPORT IN AUSTRALIA ONEIL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or not.
Now, what was that about Robbie Deans coaching the All Blacks?