Fore … Here Come the Tiger Jokes!

Q:  What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball?

A: Tiger can drive the golf ball at least 350 yards.

Q:  What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?

A:  They went clubbing.

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

Tiger been dropped from the Ryder Cup team as his terrible record at being beaten by the Europeans continues.

News travels fast. The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods’ crash. They are calling it, ” Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger.

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?? They’re both clubbed by Norwegians !

Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger’s wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.

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