God Defend Australia

First thing’s first.
I have almost cracked the one and only KPI for this site:
if you search Google for “cheating aussies”, this site ranks #1
however, if you search Google for “cheating Aussies” or “Cheating Aussies”, this site ranks a paltry #2
Who would have thought caps mattered so much?
Anyway, given that a big chunk of the purpose [...]

Roos Get Their Retaliation In First, Second, and Third

It’s been a while since we last visited my favourite topic – cheating Aussies.
At least a couple of weeks.
However, you don’t need to wait long for our cobbers across the deetch to do something underarm.
Apparently, Tim Sheens is upset for his innocent wee boys who have a score to settle.
THE Four Nations final between Australia [...]

Kiwis Can

Great to see the Kiwis continue to grow.
While rugby league will always be judged on the success of its club competition – and frankly, it’s streets ahead of any rugby comp at present – the international game provides significant pluses for the games.
First, it allows the game to put on the international stage which in [...]

Aussies Won't Take the Bait

We all think Aussies are wankers.
Funnily enough, they didn’t see this one … er, coming.
A West Coast netball team’s cheeky name has been deemed too blue by the organisers of an international sporting event in Australia.
The Greymouth team, formerly known as the Master Baiters, will take part in the Sydney World Masters Games, which start [...]

More Aussie Cheating

I’ve said it before so it won’t obviously stop me from saying it again – those Aussie just can’t help themselves.
Yep more examples of Aussie cheating have emerged with the story about the America’s Cup.
Funny that as the last we saw of the Aussies, their campaign was submerging!
Here’s the guts of it:
A boat designer has [...]

Weeping Aussies – World Cup Tragedy 1997

The All Whites do or die gain next month versus Bahrain is eerily similar to the games the Aussies played against Iran to qualify for the 1998 World Cup.
According to Wikipedia:
The first leg of the play-off, on November 22, 1997, took place in Tehran, Iran, with the result a 1-1 draw. Attendance for this match [...]

Daniel Victorious

Typical.
I have a great headline but nothing much to say about it that hasn’t been written already.
If you want to read what the Granny Herald had to say, check out the story here.
Let’s just hope the magic ride lasts one more game.
At least we won’t be up against those cheating Aussie umpires!

Aussies At It Again

You can always expect the NRL judiciary to add to the drama around the time of a test against the Kiwis or the Grand Final.
All you can ask of any judiciary is that they are consistent.  And that is undeniably the case with the NRL judiciary.
Come Anzac test time, you can set your clock by [...]

Dear Mr Adjudicator

Let’s get a few things straight.
The Adjudicator offers opinions on upcoming games at Fox Sports (www.foxsports.com.au).
The Adjudicator is an Aussie.
And what does the Yellow Fever have to say about Aussies??
Same old Aussies, always cheating.
Actually, in this case, it’s more like “same old Aussies, always bleating”.
Let me explain.  Each week, The Adjudicator consults the ouija board [...]

Famous Cheats

Stuff had an article the other day on ten famous cases of cheating in sport.
And bugger me if they couldn’t find ONE Aussie example in there.
YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!!!!
What about the Chappells and the infamous underarm?
Greg Dyer?
Any Aussie umpire?
And think about it … Nathan Fien was a cheating Aussie trying to be a Kiwi in [...]