Ponting Takes It Like A Baby

Here I was, earlier in the week,  proposing that I should take the number one Google ranking for “aussie cry babies” when I get such brilliant material out of the Second Ashes test.
Ponting was admittedly given out in a dodgy decision by “Slow Death” Rudi Koertzen.
By the way it was reported in the Sydney Moaning [...]

Aussie Aussie Aussie … Cry Cry Cry!

Now, I’m used to accusing the Aussies of many things.
Indeed, one of the objectives of this site is to rank #1 in Google when searching for “cheating Aussies”.  (Sadly, we have dropped down the list to 5th … but still on that very important first page of Google).
But if the Aussies continue this carry on [...]

Same Old Aussies

The Yellow Fever have done much for NZ sports fans.
I particularly love the chant whenever one of the visiting teams fouls a Phoenix player: “Same old Aussies, always cheating!”.  Love it!
And I’ve got to love the way I can digress before I even get started.
The real issue here is the Aussies and cricket.  It’s Hadlee-Chappell [...]

The "R" Word

Just when you thought you’d heard the last of rotation, along comes Punter saying that he doesn’t believe the Aussie cricket team can put their best team on the park every time over the next couple of years.
Sounds like rotation to me!
“I think the players, Cricket Australia and the players’ association need to start prioritising [...]

Ricky Gets Lucky

I missed most of the Aussies batting last night but did manage to hear a few comments from the commentators about Ricky Ponting.
Now, when one of those one-eyed bigots says one of their players has been “lucky”, you know they’ve been lucky.
Again, I’m going on what I heard, not what I saw.
However, it was an [...]