Rolling Stone Gathers No Mates
OK I know this isn’t really sport but it does involve a team (of players!) and excessive use of alcohol.
No, it’s not New Zealand rugby.
According to Stuff:
Ronnie failed his medical for the 2002/2003 tour because he was drinking seven times the recommended number of alcohol units a week. He had to spend months drying out at a clinic in Arizona.
Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but I thought this type of “team building” was compulsory for rock groups and John Mitchell’s rugby teams.
Mind you, all that drinking obviously hasn’t impacted on his … err performance away from the drum kit.
Apart from excessive drinking, his hobbies also include 20 year old Russians with a tendency to flash their prime assets. We can only conclude that even with all that pissing up, he can still get satisfaction.