The Orange » Tiger Woods http://theorange.co.nz Just another WordPress weblog Sat, 12 Jun 2010 02:41:35 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Fore … Here Come the Tiger Jokes! http://theorange.co.nz/2009/12/01/flogged-from-tigers-www-site/ http://theorange.co.nz/2009/12/01/flogged-from-tigers-www-site/#comments Tue, 01 Dec 2009 06:20:39 +0000 admin http://theorange.co.nz/?p=1445 Q:  What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball?

A: Tiger can drive the golf ball at least 350 yards.

Q:  What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?

A:  They went clubbing.

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

Tiger been dropped from the Ryder Cup team as his terrible record at being beaten by the Europeans continues.

News travels fast. The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods’ crash. They are calling it, ” Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger.

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?? They’re both clubbed by Norwegians !

Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger’s wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.

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The Granny Herald had the following headline:

Golf: Tiger pulls out of tournament

Without wishing to lower discussion here (below the normal basement level), but it appears to me that the problem appears to be that Tiger should have pulled out much much earlier than he did!

Golfus interruptus?

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If Tiger’s playing around (on his wife), does Steve Williams still handle his number one wood?

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